I love the word asshat. I do. Don't question it. Just accept it.
(Source: amberkatie-xo, via hamtast)
Fan version of the song “The Hanging Tree” from the Hunger Games trilogy.
"If you truly want to continue escaping from everyday life, You’ve got no other choice but to keep evolving. " -Izaya Orihara
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YOUR HUSBAND ISN’T REAL
SAM UR BLOG SUX
your otp isn’t canon
were outta pink lemonade
i found your tumblr
We’re out of tacos
Go clean your room
(Source: viktorijaxo, via hannahbananafeefifofanna)
Jack Sparrow, be it known that you have been charged, tried and convicted for your willful commission of crimes against the crown. Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature. The most grievous of these to be cited herewith: piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England. Sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, pilfering, depravity, depredation and general lawlessness. And for these crimes you have been sentenced to be, on this day, hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
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a haiku about going to school tomorrow:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no